Let's just say it: after a breakup or divorce, there comes a moment—usually after the tears, after the rage cleaning, after deleting (and then undeleting) their number—when a thought pops into your head that would make your grandmother clutch her pearls. "I hope it shrivels up and falls off." Not their car. Not their house. Not even their hair. You know exactly what I mean. After a breakup or divorce, there comes a moment—usually after the tears, after the rage cleaning, afte